WOMAN

موضوع: WOMAN الثلاثاء يونيو 16, 2009 7:20 pm

Types Of Women:

HARD-DISK
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use
her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....

الموضوع مجرد هزار
و الكلام ده مالناش دعوه بيه

اتمنى يكون الموضوع خفيف عليكم
و يعجبكم

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الثلاثاء يونيو 16, 2009 9:07 pm

طيب معلش هو ممكن الترجمة

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الثلاثاء يونيو 16, 2009 10:13 pm

ايوه فعلا ياعقرب
الترجمه هتنزل امتى
ماليش دعوة

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الثلاثاء يونيو 16, 2009 11:15 pm

هههههههههههههههههههه

هو علشان الكلام مش عاجبكم ...
هتعملوا فيها مش عارفين المعنى ؟

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الأربعاء يونيو 17, 2009 4:16 am

رااااااااااااااااااائع يااااااااعقرب

Question

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الأربعاء يونيو 17, 2009 4:51 pm

VIRUS Woman: Also
known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you
will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
everything

هي بقت كده

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الأحد سبتمبر 06, 2009 1:30 am

ههههههههههههههههههههه
هو ده العقرب وبس

موضوع: رد: WOMAN الأحد سبتمبر 06, 2009 2:15 am

ههههههههههههههههههههه

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